neil-gaiman:

popculty:

elektraking:

Just gonna remind every aspiring or beginner writer on here from personal experience to NOT participate in any “Pitch Contests” or even “fan-casting” rn.  Hollywood studios do not have ideas w/o writers. Don’t ever let them take yours for free. #WGA #writersstrike pic.twitter.com/i88O5Hmo1S  — Nicole Nichelle (@alamanecer) May 2, 2023ALT

THIS^^^

And if you do get paid for your ideas/writing during the strike, that is considered scabbing and you will be barred from the WGA for life, as per this email from the Blacklist:

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And, because a lot of people don’t understand this bit, this is about you selling your ideas or writing to US-based TV studios or movie studios who are part of the AMPTP. There is no strike against book publishers. Nor audiobooks, graphic novels, or poetry publishing. Or just writing.

Read the above from the WGA.

lost-on-t-umblr:

Realizing you can like people aesthetically without it dictating your sexuality is so liberating tbh. Like, one can adore, even be obsessed with, the looks of someone of the same sex and still be straight. One can find people beautiful, and handsome, and fascinating, and still be asexual. I can like the physical appearance of someone of the opposite sex and still be gay. Finding physical beauty in people doesn’t equal to being physically, or sexually, or romantically attracted to them. Human beauty isn’t inherently sexual. Just wanted to put it out there.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

autisticexpression:

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I don’t think about Harry Potter all that much these days but sometimes I just randomly remember that these kids were writing on parchment. Like I know they have an aesthetic but WHY are these children writing their essays on ANIMAL SKINS in this day and age. It just isn’t practical. At least go with old-timey paper or something.

To all the people in the notes saying they thought that parchment was old-timey paper: you didn’t write five fantasy books where it is explicitly mentioned as being used extensively multiple times each book. If you had, you presumably would’ve looked the word up in the dictionary first. Different writing materials require different types of storage and treatment and you’d look up parchment vs. paper if you were going to replace one with the other, to make sure you didn’t make any stupid worldbuilding mistakes. Same as you would with vellum, or papyrus, or wood slips, or any other writing material.

you would be amazed and depressed to realize how confidently wrong most writers are about at least one crucially important item that made it to publication.

Another thing JKR did that bothered me as someone who volunteered at a raptor centre before I read the books (I was late to the party): the casual ease with which everyone handles owls.

The thing about owls, and raptors of any kind, is that they have big fucking talons. And it doesn’t matter if they’re trying to hurt you or not, these are animals with meathooks on their feet. You need special equipment to handle them without risking serious injury and infection. You at the very least want a falconer’s glove, but given that owls like to perch on your forearm like it’s a branch, you’re better off with an eagle glove which covers your whole arm.

At no point in the Harry Potter series is falconry equipment of any kind ever mentioned. People just let owls perch on their hands or shoulders like it’s nothing. There’s even one particularly cringe-inducing sentence where an owl sits on Harry’s lap, a glaring continuity error in light of the epilogue where he has children. I could only conclude that standard wizard clothing universally includes thick leather gloves, shoulder pads, and a jock strap. That’s the only way I could get through it.

“There’s even one particularly cringe-inducing sentence where an owl sits on Harry’s lap, a glaring continuity error in light of the epilogue where he has children.”

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about Harry Potter

derinthescarletpescatarian:

junnihilation:

bgm05:

bgm05:

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

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Originally posted by astralbondpro

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”